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April 2025  

Dear Dr. Rupert, 

My Dentist happens to live one street over from where I live.  Our backyards line up with each other and we can see into each other’s backyards.   Two or three nights a week, as I’m sipping my favorite beverage in the dark on my back deck and enjoying the stars, I get to see my dentist’s full moon and some other things as he walks out of his bedroom patio door to enjoy his hot tub without a swim trunk!

If he was a total stranger, I guess it wouldn’t bother me this much … but it does make me uncomfortable seeing my Dentist’s bare buns and things twice a week as he gets in and out of his hot tub late at night!  Do you have any suggestions or ideas for me to get my Dentist to put on some swim trunks as he hot tubs in the dark?  

Signed, Tired of Getting the Full Monty From my Dentist 

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Dear Tired of Getting the Full Monty from Your Dentist,

I honestly can’t blame your Dentist for hot tubing without swim trunks.  Dentists are generally well-endowed and rightfully proud.  It’s natural and quite normal for physically gifted individuals to flaunt and strut around like a peacock periodically.  

I’m somewhat puzzled and concerned why you are sitting in the dark two or three times a week staring at your neighbors backyard and hot tub?  If you are enjoying the stars, why are you not looking up into the sky?  Can’t you plant a shrub, a bush, a tree or put up a small privacy fence which blocks the view from your back deck and your Dentist’s hot tub?

I have had a similar experience in my life with some neighbors who were not wearing all the clothes they should have been wearing when they were hot tubing.  I got tired of staring from a distance and using my binoculars, so I simply walked over with a White Claw six-pack and joined my hot lesbian neighbors as they were hot tubing.  They appreciated and took kindly to the drinks and asked me to join them!   We talk, laugh and enjoy ourselves and the experience has been awesome each and every time!  I do have to make sure my wife is asleep, before I head over to my neighbors hot tub, since you obviously can’t evenly divide a six-pack into four people.

Point your telescope up at the sky, or else plant a couple of bushes between your backyards.  You can also do what I have done and walk over and jump in the hot tub. 

Glad I could help,

Dr. Rupert